Marvel's Ultimatum is like when a big brother steals all your toys and forces them together to play in the same universe and it ends up with G.I. Joe and He-Man having butt sex by the end of the day. When you complain to mom, she pats big brother on the head and demands five dollars form you to witness the insult to your beloved toys that just happened. Marvel likes to see how much you will pay for crap comics.